mentos
by eetaq - Tuesday April 2, 2024 at 04:55 PM
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Well, my and my girlfriend went to college to the different towns. After a month we finally met and since I was very happy about it I decided to get her a minette.
I always liked it, but this time her pussy stank like a dead pope, and tasted even worse. I did not want to offend her, so hit mentos. While licking, by accident I pushed it into her, but fortunately I have clever fingers and quickly digged, so I decided to crush it. Unfortunately, the thing I bring in my mouth was not mentos. It was the lump of gonorrhea.
(Note that this lump was the size of a fucking mentos)
Instead of ice-fresh taste, my mouth was filled with oil. Enraged scream, puke and throw around the room. When I no longer had anything to muddle and rinse my mouth, I discovered the brutal fact. It turned out that stupid bitch cheated on me with some guy from Erasmus a week after leaving and I had no idea that something was wrong.
Since that time I have been sitting in my basement, treating gonorrhea in my mouth and educating people about the correct consumption of mentos.
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#2
wtf are you yapping about
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#3
WTF bro, move this post to NTSFW.
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#4
I implore you to consider seeking professional mental health assistance, as it is concerning and unsettling to engage in the expression of inappropriate sexual fantasies while trolling.
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