[Nukexzxy]

lmaoo, was waiting for more information about this

[thomastracycrl]

Very fucking nice. W

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It is very crazy of you to compel NiceNIC to hand over the domains !

[coolguy1337]

Fucking hilarious lmao, glowniggers getting #NIGGERED as usual XD

[Jenc1]

Ah, what a relief guys, welcome back<3

[lildrainer]

"We were forced by ICANN and FBI to suspend all of the domain names under your account, thank you for your understanding." ~ Host.

Hello BreachForums users!

It's been one hell of a month! I'm sure all of you are worried, confused and concerned. Rest assured we have things under control. The FBI has yet to release any details on the arrest of our previous administrator Baphomet, so in regards to this, all we can do is speculate.  However, to be transparent with everyone, we would like to confirm that through Baphomet, they did indeed get the database. Proper precautions need to be put into place by everyone. I hope everyone learned from the seizure of BF1 to have proper OpSec.

Now, onto the absolute buffoonery of the FBI, NiceNIC, and the complete shutdown of an entire datacenter just to obtain user data.

The FBI requested NiceNIC to point the DNS to their nameservers for the seizure page, and we decided the best course of action would be to ask NiceNIC for the domains back and very unexpectedly they complied.  We then substituted their seizure banner with our new telegram group and 'Fuck Tha Police' song by N.W.A.


(Actual image of Mr. Sean  - 2024)

After the absolute embarrassment of having their seizure page taken away, they wrote the following letter to NiceNIC while wiping away tears, short-circuiting their keyboards, and requesting the domains be transferred to their account.



Cue the second round of embarrassment for the FBI. Unbeknownst to them, we had transferred the domains to another registrar using the EPP code (saved before seizure). Mr. Sean and  'Special Agent' McKelvey have now been placed on suicide watch after being proven to be complete morons, fucking up a seizure this badly. That's not the end of it either, the FBI went as far as to shut down a legitimate business entirely by seizing EVERY SERVER in an ENTIRE datacenter just to obtain the escrow data. We'd like to apologize to NiceVPS for causing the FBI to shut down your business.



Moving forward: Save the .onion URL. Obviously, clearnet domains aren't going to last forever, though if it goes anything like how it has gone so far we might keep .st forever. We're working on getting everything back up and running. We'll keep everyone posted as we restore our infrastructure.

A Lesson from the Best!

[b0mb3r]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GPCkkoWXUAA6...name=large

just thought id ask sean himself.

[Alerted]

This is hilarious ngl

[Mafia_Pizza]

absolutely mental!!!!!!

[All3in]

this make me laugh as out like the vinny stories

[Siphon]

this is the best thing ive read all morning lmao