[GeneralGrievous]

You should add Subway Surfers to the sites of the website to keep the user engaged.

For example:
A certain member of this forum is a fed (glowy), he has to spend hours of his day being on this forum, this can get boring, you should add SS game play to make this less boring

I'm expecting a 9999% increase in member activity

[earflaps]

Yes, instead of a banner have subway surfers gameplay and soap cutting ASMR to keep users engaged.