[s1ic3r]

We telling dark humor jokes in the shout box. Give me your best ones here.

[OneSh0tTw0sh0t]

What's worse than a worm in an apple?
- a dead baby in a trashcan

What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan?
- a dead baby in 7 trash cans

What's worse than a dead baby in 7 trash cans?
- 7 dead babies in 1 trash can

What's worse than 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
- one of them is alive

What's worse than that?
- its eating its way up

That's kind of gruesome. Let's just put the trash can on fire. How long would it take to cook?
- i dont fucking know im too busy jacking off

[DredgenSun]

whats the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

Neil Armstrong went to the moon and Michael Jackson shags kids.

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What black and loud?

Stevie Wonder answering the Iron

Whats black and louder?

Stevie Wonder phoning for an ambulance

[solitaryElite]

on September 11, 2001 i go to pornhub and i see a video: 2 twins fucked brutally by arab men